The Chronicles of Ze Part 4

social media

Ze is in favor of free speech. But Ze is not in favor of bigots. And so Ze spends Ze’s time making sure conservatives who do not meet Ze’s standards are kept off campus. The same isn’t true about communists calling for open revolution. They are welcome to incite revolution because that is free speech. And Ze is sympathetic to their cause. They are only pushed to call for revolution because of the evil capitalists. Ze defines bigots are those who do not believe in free love for all, gender fluidity, redistributing from the oppressors to the oppressed, and discrimination against conservatives and Christians. Ze will tolerate anyone except those who do not think the same way Ze does.

Ze posts on social media about how equity requires that the persecuted be given a greater voice and the persecutors have their voice taken away. It is only right, Ze says, to discriminate in this way. That is what equity requires. And Ze is happy to be the judge and determiner of what counts as equity. In fact, all of Ze’s colleagues agree with Ze. Together, they are a committee on public safety.

Ze rarely uses curse words. But Ze feels justified in using them on social media about conservatives. Ze’s students would understand. Although, Ze hides Ze’s social media posts from Ze’s students. Ze prefers only Ze’s colleagues who agree with Ze to see Ze’s social media posts. It is better that way.

One colleague began taking screenshots of Ze’s social media posts. Ze doesn’t know this. If these screenshots are seen by potential students, or the parents of potential students, few of them would have any interest in taking Ze’s classes. Ze is self-righteous, but Ze is a poor thinker. Ze is not respectable outside of Ze’s tiny circle of like-minded elites.